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Jack Black

[Jan. 27th, 2005|11:07 pm]

[	Current Mood	\|	indescribable	]
[	Current Music	\|	Tenacoious D- Jesus Ranch	]

Ok, so he's ugly, overweight, and a complete moron....but I'd TOTALLY do him. I don't know why...I'm just like WOW...I blame his awesome singing voice. Tenacious D rocks my panties.....Why am I a freak? I honestly don't know. But I'm not sure about many things. All I know is that Jack Black makes me happy when I'm sad. I blame the jesus ranch, because I too fell in love with a baked potato....rik a dik dik rik a dik dik....That was strange. You ahve to hear the song ot understand. I giggle....toodles!!

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Ermmphhh

[Jan. 27th, 2005|04:45 pm]

[	Current Mood	\|	contemplative	]
[	Current Music	\|	Queen Bohemian Rhapsody	]

Well, hello everybody!

Do you know what would be nice? If this little break from school would go on for fucking ever. I'm having a great time all by myself here. You know, eating ben & jerries, excessive amounts of chocolate, watching horribly depressing movies, sleeping at weird times of the day, staying in one position for more that 7 hours a day. yea, it really has been great. Share the joy, people!!

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HOly crap this thing is long, but somewhat amusing

[Jan. 2nd, 2005|02:13 pm]

[	Current Mood	\|	cranky	]
[	Current Music	\|	Marilyn Manson- Tourniquet	]

01. **I miss somebody right now.**
02. I don't watch much TV these days.
03. I love olives.
04. **I love sleeping.**
05. **I own lots of books.**
06. **I wear glasses or contact lenses.**
07. I love to play video games.
08. **I've tried marijuana.**
09. **I've watched porn movies.**
10. I have been in a threesome.
11. **I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.**
12. **I believe honesty is usually the best policy.**
13. I have acne free skin.
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
15. **I curse frequently.**
16. **I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.**
17. **I have a hobby.**
18. **I've been told I have a nice butt.**
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
20. I'm really, really smart.
21. I've never broken someone's bones.
22. **I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.**
23. I hate the rain.
24. **I'm paranoid at times.**
25. **I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar free.**
26. **I need money right now.**
27. I love Sushi.
28. **I talk really, really fast.**
29. I have fresh breath in the morning.
30. **I have semi-long hair.**
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
32. **I have at least one brother and/or one sister.**
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. **I shave my legs.**
35. I have a twin.
36. **I have worn fake hair/nails/eyelashes in the past.**
37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look.
39. **I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. **
40. I know how to do cornrows.
41. **I am usually pessimistic.**
42. **I have mood swings.**
43. **I think prostitution should be legalized.**
44. I think Britney Spears is hot.
45. **I have cheated on a significant other in the past.**
46. **I have a hidden talent.**
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
48. I think that I'm popular.
49. **I AM CURRENTLY SINGLE.**
50. **I have kissed someone of the same sex.**
51. **I enjoy talking on the phone.**
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
53. **I love to shop.**
54. I would rather shop than eat.
55. I would classify myself as ghetto.
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
57. I'm obsessed with my LJ.
58. I don't hate anyone.
59. **I'm a pretty good dancer.**
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
61. I'm embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
62. **I have a cell phone.**
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
65. I have passed out drunk in the past month.
66. **I love drama.**
67. I have never been in a real relationship before.
68. **I've rejected someone before.**
69. **I CURRENTLY HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEBODY.**
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
71. I want to have children in the future.
72. **I have changed a diaper before.**
73. **I've had the cops called on me or a place I was at before.**
74. I bite my nails.
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.(i wish..he's hot)
76. I'm not allergic to anything.
77. **I have a lot to learn.**
78. **I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.**
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie. (This survey is OLD)
80. **I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes.**
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
82. **I have at least 5 away messages saved.**
83. I shop at Old Navy.
84. **I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.**
85. **I own the "South Park" movie.**
86. I have avoided assignments at work to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
88. I enjoy some country music.
89. **I love my best friends.**
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
91. I watch soap operas.
92. **I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.**
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
97. **I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. **
98. **I have dated a close friend's ex.**
99. **I call in sick to work when I am not really sick.**
100. If I get a gift I don't like I will re-wrap and re-gift it.
101. I would confront a friend's significant other if I saw them cheating.
102. I am proud of myself.
103. **I have kissed someone and regretted it later.**
104. I park in handicapped parking if I'm only running in for a minute.
105. **I believe being held is better than kissing.**
106. **I have seen every episode of "Friends."**
107. I believe in love at first sight.
108. I believe to be successful you have to go to college.
109. I think love can conquer all.
110. **I believe in divorce.**
111. **I prefer dogs over cats.**
112. **I think that oral sex does not count as sex.**
113. **I never want to be married.**
114. I think I have had a hard life.(it could be worse..)
115. **I have considered suicide.**
116. **I prefer summer to winter.**
117. I am a morning person.
118. I want to raise a family in the place where I grew up.
119. **I am more comfortable with my friends of the opposite sex.**
120. **I have hobbies that I am embarrassed by.**
121. I am a good singer.
122. I believe in waiting until marriage for sex.
123. **I believe that drinking under the age of 21 is okay.**
124. I could never kill anyone regardless of what they have done.
125. I am in love.
126. **I believe marijuana should be legalized,**
127. I believe men should open doors for women.
128. I think I know myself well.
129. **I have friends that I would trust with my life.**
130. I have been in a serious car accident.
131. **I vote for the candidate- not the party.**
132. I believe men are superior to women.
133. **I know someone with cancer.**
134. **I have friends who are openly homosexual.**
135. I am the first person in my family to attend college.
136. I believe that your name influences your personality.
137. I would never marry someone who didn't like my family.
138. I am a vegetarian.
139. I believe I am more outspoken than most people.
140. I care more about others feelings than my own a majority of the time.
141. I do not condone assisted suicide for the terminally ill.
142. I believe in God.
143. **My religious beliefs/religion deviate from those I was raised on.**
144. **I have traveled outside of the country I was born in.**
145. **I can't wait for this survey to end.**
146. I do not need anymore shoes.
147. I think that you must have a significant other to feel complete.
148. I like Taco Bell.
149. I'm happy as of this moment.
150. **I'm glad this is the end of the survey.**

JESUS THAT WAS LONg...but kind of funny. Do it yourself of tell me what you think! I am becoming such a dork... "take this quiz, do this do that, I'm 47% White Trash! **giggle**" KILL ME.

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